Rule 3: If you ever need a reason to drink, remember that you’re alive and going to die.

$19.99 – $24.99

Just in case you needed a reason.
Rule 3 of the 86 Rules of Boozing T-Shirt series.
Available in Black or Military Green.
Choose between Heavyweight high-quality 6.1 oz. pre-shrunk double-stitched 100% cotton or Summerweight 4.3oz combed ringspun 100% cotton.

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Optional: Retrofit It!

This gives you the option of moving the large front logo to the back and adding a 3″ logo of your choice to the front, over the heart. Therefore, your item will NOT resemble the display image above. It will be retrofitted.

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Choose Your Front Logo.

If you choose None the Retrofit is free. Otherwise, the additional logo goes for 99 cents, except for the full color logo, which is 1.49. The front logo will match the color of the back logo.