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Rule 21: Better a good time you can’t remember than a dull one you can.

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Rule 18: Being drunk is remembering who you are.

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Rule 35: Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it were all good times every jackass would be doing it.

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Rule 40: Be aloof when sober and jovial when drunk and few will stand in the way of your boozing.

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Rule 41: Anyone on stage or behind a bar is 50% better looking.

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Rule 63: Don’t blame the booze.

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Rule 64: Never trust a teetotaler.

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Rule 82: There’s nothing wrong with drinking before noon.