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Rule 45: It’s okay to drink alone.

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Rule 63: Don’t blame the booze.

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Rule 3: If you ever need a reason to drink, remember that you’re alive and going to die.

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Rule 21: Better a good time you can’t remember than a dull one you can.

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Rule 26: The distance between “Impossible!” and “All we need is a free weekend and some kind of rocket motor” is eight drinks.

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Rule 33: The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.

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Rule 35: Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it were all good times every jackass would be doing it.

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Rule 41: Anyone on stage or behind a bar is 50% better looking.

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Rule 82: There’s nothing wrong with drinking before noon.