38 Ways To Say You’re Drunk T-Shirt

$19.99$24.99

  • Expand the drinking vocabulary of those fortunate enough to be around you while you’re BANJAXED, BIBULOUS, BOILED AS AN OWL, BLITZED, COCK-EYED, FEELING NO PAIN, GETTING MY SWERVE ON, IN THE BAG, KIPPERED, LASHED, LEGLESS, LIT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE, LOADED, LOCKED OUT OF MY MIND, MUZZY, OBFUSCATED, PHALANXED, PICKLED, PIE-EYED, PLASTERED, PLOWED, REKT, RIP-ROARING, SLOSHED, SOUSED, SQUIFFY, STINKO, TEN FEET TALL & BULLETPROOF, TORE UP FROM THE FLOOR UP, THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND, TRIPPING THE LIGHT FANTASTIC, WANKERED, WEARING MY WOBBLY BOOTS, WELL-LUBRICATED, WINGDINGED, ZONKED AND A TINY BIT DRUNK.
  • Many color combinations to choose from in high-quality 100% ringspun cotton.
  • Each shirt comes with a handsome beer koozie and some cool stickers.
  • Summerweight shirts are available in Black and Military Green.

Optional: Retrofit It!

This gives you the option of moving the large front logo to the back and adding a 3″ logo of your choice to the front, over the heart. Therefore, your item will NOT resemble the display image above. It will be retrofitted.

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