A Certain taste
Gin Is My Tonic
The most civilized of liquors or just the best tasting? Or both?
Priestess of Dionysus
For the devotees of the wine god and all that he hath created.
Why Should Only Kings Get to Feel Like Kings?
Members of the House of Bourbon know the answer.
Vodka For the People!
A revolution in every bottle.
‘Tis a Fine Day for Rum
And aren’t they all.
Benevolent Brotherhood of the Bottom Shelf
Not for the faint of heart nor the delicate of palate.
Master of Martinis
So simple yet so complex. So elegant yet brimming with raw power.
Absinthe Minded
For those who keep company with the Green Fairy.
Tequila!
The FUN Psychopath
Friends of Ninkasi
Those who love beer in all its forms must swear allegiance to Ninkasi, the Sumerian Beer Goddess.
Swill Syndicate
You prefer the beer that comes out of the big corporate vats.
Beer Snob
Life is to short for crap beer.
Awards
Bottle Killer Badge
When you twist off the cap, the bottle knows the gig is up.
Royal Order of the 86
Awarded to those who must live in exile, just because things got a little bit out of hand.
Booze Goggles of Gallantry
Awarded to those who display–once they’ve had enough booze–the ability to see beauty in all of God’s creatures.
Prisoner of The Man Medal
Why is The Man so eager to jam us in drunk tanks and jail cells? All we’re trying to do is have a good time.
Shot Caller
When it’s time to gather the gang for a group shot, you’re the Captain.
Life of the Party Accommodation
You’re the beating heart of every bash and it’s high time you were recognized.
Cocktail Centurion
For those who have tried over 100 different cocktails.
I Drink the World Award
Given to those who have drank the elixirs from at least 30 different countries.
Expert Wingman
Awarded to those wily warriors who sacrifice all so their buddy can seize the ultimate prize.
Tribes
Tiki Cultist
If you’re going to join a cult, join one with a pronounced fetish for powerful rum drinks, Polynesian décor, Hawaiian shirts and mid-century accruements.
League of Magnificent Bastards
Only you know if you’re a member.
Blackout Brigade
“I will not remember you” is the cry of these determined boozers who fearlessly and continuously lurch into the inky blackness of oblivion yet somehow remain standing.
Modern Drunkard Explorers Club
If you’re ever eager to explore strange new bars, join the club.
End of the World Drinking Club
Apocalypse shmapocalypse. When the world ends the party begins!
Cult of the Laughing Drunkard
Are you a DrinkCriminal? Does your boisterous nature oppress innocent teetotalers? Join the cult.
The Fifth Legion
For those who serve under the glorious banner of the Fifth–the Roman Empire’s hardest-drinking legion. Link
Is there an Affinity we missed? Let us know!
Affinities & Morale
Day Drinker
For those sunny souls who prefer to drink on the brighter side of street.
Drink Down the Moon
For the night owls who tuck in the moon and greet the sunrise like goddamn vampires.
Welcome to My Bender!
Let them know right up front.
Backwoods Boozer
Is your favorite bar a campfire in the middle of the great starry night?
The Zen of Drinking Alone
For those who, through solitary drinking, have come to know their true selves. Link.
Drinking Is the War Against Death
Each drink is a torch held high against an eternity of darkness!
BoozeTown
Do you dream of a drunkard’s homeland that never was? Link.
Smash the Nanny State!
Our charming vices must be defended!
Booze Powered
Does alcohol power your day and night?
I Am the Party
Each drink is a torch held high against an eternity of darkness!
I Drink with the Angels
Are you a happy drunk? Does each drink make you even more of a sweetheart?
I Drink with the Devil
Are you a bit of a scoundrel when drunk? Tend to get a bit mean?
Booze Is My Co-Pilot
Do you make your best decisions while loaded? Salute your co-pilot.
Working for the Weekend
Now it’s time for your real job, getting loaded.
Defender of the Faith
Tis the Modern Drunkards who will defend Sweet Mother Booze when the nogoodniks come knocking.
Drink Like a Viking
Do you tend to binge drink then run amok like the Vikings of yore?
Atomic Drunkard
For drinkers with a kink for all things Mid-Century Modern.
Tiger Whiskey
Make You Crazy Like Tiger!